i apologize to him in my head & if he don't hear it thats on him

For Lent I decided instead of complaining about a situation, to look for the bright side it. I thought this would be easier than giving up a food group Things have proven to be more difficult than expected But on the bright side, I can still drink for all 46 days 🍻

I didn’t take everyone’s WFH advice on still making yourself look presentable...However, I did invest in a pet for two weeks! #lovewhereyouworkfromhome #dogsitting #perfecttiming #whosmellsworse #prettygirlies #expensereport

Listening to R.E.M's "It's The End Of The World As We Know It" on repeat and surprisingly I really do feel fine as I sing along!

ay corona

Venmo is the only kind of social media I can stand to look at right now.

This morning I established my favorite glass in the house is a large mason jar.... Idk what it is, but it makes my drinks taste better, and go down smoother. This afternoon I knocked it over and shattered it to bitsies. How many more days until 2021?

Got 5 pound ankle weights and idk if this is helping or hurting my physical activity(walking from the couch to the fridge) Pro: adds a bit of a challenge to each step Con: the challenge has reduced the amount of times I want to get up to look into an empty fridge

What do you get when you combine months of quarantine with months of crappy weather???? An FMP Credential!

I haven’t lived with my sisters in years....and yet here I am, 28 years old and still walking into family parties yelling “what the f*ck, that’s my shirt!!!” I wonder at what age we will outgrow stealing each other’s clothes!

My mane girl 🐴 #KentuckyDerby2020

What the hell am I going to wear tomorrow!?

Never take someone for face value, you never know what they know! So true Kimberly Brown

The more I scroll, the harder I cry 💔

“Another one bites the dust” just came on and idk if I should laugh or continue crying

Sorry if my replies stop making sense, hard to see the screen through the tears If we’re being honest the alcohol isn’t helping either

Luke Combs concert was the perfect way to end a shit week. Long neck iced cold beer never broke my heart.

Too bad you don’t get alimony from work husbands… I’d be rolling in the dough

In the words of George Strait: “I'm sorry it's come down to this There's so much about you that I'm gonna miss But it's alright (Larry) If I hurry I can still make Cheyenne” 🫡 #FreeAgent

🎶Take a ride across the badlands Feel that freedom on your face Breathe in all that open space 🎶 Yes, my life is now a series of country songs