Management’s found a way to cut food & beverage costs down. We’ve called it ‘The Qastro Inclusion’ m.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/nsw/passe…

Look out for our one-way international ‘Rather Leave Than Vote’ sale fares opening tomorrow for flights on September 6th, 2013! #auspol

We’re faster than by boat MT Steve Pennells: Qantas lounge. Whenever I see this font, I'm worried I'll end up in PNG...

Remember our pre-vote, one-way sale? Bet you wish you were here with us! No boats or women in sight #qantasescaped

Haha, oh, JetStar RT Sleepysaurus Rex!: Utterly disgusted to find my luggage on the Jetstar Airways luggage carousel like this

RT to support our #stoptheforeignownedplanes campaign

RT Fake Qantas PR: RT to support our #stoptheforeignownedplanes campaign

Look, the only #qantas thing deserving junk status is our out of date cookies served last week.

Christmas party planning; due to current share price climate, we’ll forgo the gold leaf body-painted midget waitresses #budgetqantas

Cost cutting. Napkins are also edible RT Steve Sammartino: is this what you regard as a full service airline meal at 6pm?

“Stunned”? We leaked it a week ago RT @amworldtodaypm: Qantas staff stunned by sweeping job cuts ab.co/Mx6O5f #Qantas #ausbiz

Look. We’re selling the #qantas 747s anyway. This LAX bingle just means we can now write it off on insurance at 1970s replacement valuations

For Sale: #qantas

We’ll fly ‘em in & have them on 457s RT joeo brien: Abbott: I'm confident (Qantas management) will maximise employment here in Australia

You hated the new campaign but how smart was ditching “We still call Australia home” last year? #marketinggenius

If you were writing an ad to sell an airline, would you include a free set of steak knives? #askingforafriend

Pretty glad we didn't take that Salvation Army PR job now #auspol

Surprise!

It’s not like we ‘misplaced’ $2.8B behind the couch. Halal food is expensive, ok?

#winning RT Paul Colgan: #Qantas shares up 5% in early trade…