“do the eagles have a plan to stop patrick mahomes?” do the chiefs have a plan to stop the power of love? the power of friendship? the power of believing that together, we can climb any mountain?

mine is having someone's escaped pet boa constrictor crawl into my apartment through the toilet

moms become more beautiful at the pub

i made a personal 4 layer bean dip for lunch. be your own applebee’s

my dream white lotus cast includes mike white himself hellooooo

one thing about me is that if there’s a touchtunes in the vicinity i’m gonna put on two to three todd rundgren tracks

this is the type of whimsy we love to see

my sunglasses are being utilized as a headband and my dogs are out

my essence lives in the monocle emoji 🧐

we hold grace for the people who can’t remember whether tame impala covered rihanna or rihanna covered tame impala

— Jenny Holzer

a guy outside in shorts on a windy, chilly spring day muttering “i shoulda worn pants” under his breath

i hear people talk about being a girl’s girl all the time but it’s just as important to be a neighbor’s neighbor, a coworker’s coworker, a public transit user’s public transit user etc.

slay mommy you go girl

turns out you can’t really wear the outfit you wore to beyoncé to cowtown rodeo

my platonic ideal of a poem is a square box or rectangle that contains the language equivalent of a math proof