It happened. Man with owl came to backyard. I got to meet owl. Bliss.

Does anyone have restaurant recs for Florence???

guess I’m not going to Nobu anytime soon then

Day 1 of family vacation in Italy: My Mom pronounced Cacio e Pepe as “Cock-o de Peepee”

He loves to listen only when I’m not saying anything 🥰

!!!!!!!!!!!!! parker lyons scott thiede

No one is asking me for a photo of my dog every day but being 30 means I’m going to send a photo of my dog every day to the grext

Nothing out of the ordinary here

Apple needs to remove the 😂 emoji in its next update because me and all the other millennials need HELP

Absolutely not

POV: you’re on MTV’s Room Raiders and this is what you find

Love to touch computer all day for money

Sending love to all my Tweeps! Please DM/message if there’s anything I can do for you - happy to connect or refer folks! 💙💙💙

Sometimes I feel like concert tickets are a sexy baby, and I’m ticketmaster on a hill

self care??? but why do *i* have to do it?!?!

Microdosing being back in the office by sitting at my desk scrolling Twitter and promising myself I’ll start working after I’ve sufficiently steeped in dread like an old tea bag.

Today is my 32nd birthday. Over the last month, I asked several 90-year-olds what advice they would give to their 32-year-old selves. Here's the life advice everyone needs to hear:

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