Oooh, sorry luv. Plausibility is off.

"What's this! What's this! There's something on my phone? What's this! I can't leave it alone! What's this! I can't stop launching banal thoughts online, oh what a wondrous time, I'm going to need a massive loan! WHAT'S THIS!"

@kyleatthedish soul nate low quality cuz i did it in ten seconds but here we go

Maybe *this* is the red wave the GOP was expecting in Washington? I’ve seen nothing else that qualifies.

Wobbly Danny DeVito is the best Danny DeVito.

As an alpha male, I have a natural aversion to mice and the weakness that they symbolize and embody. Upon seeing one, I will jump on a chair and shriek to establish my dominance.

I have to go now, my planet needs me.

“PC LOAD LETTER ?” WTF does “PC LOAD LETTER” mean?

When all you’ve got is a hammer, everything looks like a hooman trying to touch your toe beans.

I went to Disneyland.

every thought leader in the valley is a libertarian until they need a government bailout of their startup bank

I love that she specified “grey-and-white”, mindful of the possibility there might be additional, as-yet-undiscovered cats roaming the cabin.

Amazing story about a Chinese-American physicist who should have won a Nobel prize for her ground-breaking entanglement experiments. apple.news/A1S9XCO53TkKil…

Here’s one more. My favorite from last night and I think this might be my favorite photo of lightning I have ever taken. 05/15/2023 10:20pm. #Seattle #lightning #Thunderstorms

oh if you look closer at the sign, sure enough

…yet chalant about it.