Ugh. A man with a beard messaged me on Christian Singles last night. So gross. Hate.

Top three cafeterias Jasonroop and I love to hit up after church. richmond.com/city-life/this… #carved #roast & #jello #cubes

So, Twitter has apparently decided I'm the trashiest person in Richmond.

Four days of agonizing over brackets is paying off: I'm winning the office march madness pool.

Please know that I'll die if these don't arrive before my next Christian Singles date.

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@rachelmachacek Kristen Green Karri Peifer @WriterSinclair Know that I am most proud of "The Fasting Woman." Even an agnostic could learn from it.

ICYMI: Top three cafeterias Jasonroop and I love to hit up after church. richmond.com/city-life/this… … #carved #roast & #jello #cubes

Pitchers of mimosas? Ugh. If I wanted an acidic mess of pre-vomit this early I'd be eating with that malignant bartender Jack Lauterback.

Know that If you missed morning services you should still be able to find an evening gathering that starts shortly.

I've been drinking since noon and I'm just gonna put this out there again. Serious inquiries only this time. richmond.craigslist.org/cas/3742297786…

OMG GROSS. My account was hacked last night. I'm not a 42 year old man, I don't drink and I go to sleep at 9 on nights before church.

Also, I haven't been tweeting at all because I've been on vacation and I know y'all don't care what the people next to me on the train say.

Know that a vine should only be undertaken following careful consideration. The format lends itself to poorly framed, unwatchable loops.

Know that Jasonroop and I stayed in last night to pray for all the poor, unwashed souls at the Bob Dylan concert.

I'm a Christian woman, but know that the bar where these morons hang out should be firebombed during happy hour x.com/search/realtim…

Know that I'm praying for whoever thinks enough people care about what Jack Lauterback says that Jack Goes Around would be a necessary service

Know that god sent this storm to wash our city of the hedonist Hollywood celebs who've descended upon us to film & worship Satan.

.Rob Lowe: come to church with me and Jasonroop. Only the saved will find shelter. You can still be redeemed.

Prayer circle for America's soul at my home tonight. I'm making cucumber sandwiches.