I like my eyebrows how I like my women. Wild, thick, and on my face.

Going through my old favorites just makes me sad

JackSepticEye's girlfriend is so pretty what in the heck

Gonna re-watch all the American Horror Story seasons

Besides hotel cause that was shit

I need go see someone because my anxiety is getting really bad, but I don't know who or even how and I'm depressed

I used to only get it sometimes, but now I just kind of live in this constant stream of anxiety

*waits patiently for someone to realize I'm a gem*

I'm re-watching AHS and the scene of Tate killing those kids fucks me up so bad dude, I hate it.

That "I'm so lonely" song should honestly just constantly play in the background of my life.

Cause forever wanting a girlfriend but forever doomed to not have one

Is Evan is the second episode of the new AHS season??

My mental health goes from great to fucking horrible in seconds

My friends roommate is so hot you guys please send help

I've been smoking way too much weed lately and that sounds lame but I am concerned for my well being honestly

I am beyond annoyed with life

Can we all just take a moment to appreciate the fact that there is a gorgeous, real life girl that is willing to get naked with me

I am pumped about it honestly