Sad to say that I have tested positive for Covid 19. Fort Lee, get it together with the testing sites! It took me forever to find one! This is ridiculous New Jersey

Fake news, they were saying “bluuuuuuue” because they love cops as much as I do!

Does anyone know if I can get horse-less horse paste? I’m vegan.

I truly did not know clowns could get covid. I thought we were immune.

No #vegan

This is what the libs are trying to take away from us

How did my first 100 days go? I don’t know, all I can think about is my EZ Pass bill. Crossing the GWB ain’t cheap!

Finally! Someone who gets it!

I simply can’t put more cops in the subways. They don’t get good enough cell reception to play candy crush.

Empty train = no crime! See, I did it!

HELL YEAH

I love Washington heights! I could even see my house from there!

Turkey??? I’m vegan!

I AM NOT NOT GUILTY

I have never done, nor will I ever do business with Butterball

What do you guys think of my new truck

I’ve always considered myself the Doula of the city

Any restaurants hiring

It’s not too late to vote for me