OMG andysamuels32 TWEETED WHAT TEAM A WHILE AGO AND I JUST SAW IT AND NOW MY HSM FEELS R EVERYWHERE WOOOOOOLLOOO

i'm high wha

@fauxselg of me? aw, you sweet thang, do you want an autograph? *flips hair*

@jaibrooksfakah GETCHA HEAD IN THE GAME

@fauxselg awwwwww here *draws a poopface on a piece of toilet paper*

hey hi ho bye.

hi

did anyone miss me

it's my birthday today oh

Hi.

MERRY CHRISTMAS

HO HO HO

BETH THE ELF IS WATCHING YOU.

I'm dreaming of a whiiiiiiiite Christmas.

"why don’t you have a boyfriend?" have you looked at me for longer than 5 seconds because that’s why

weLL THEN

happy boxing daaaaaay

BETH. I thought your name said fake buttock but I realized it doesn't and now I'm really upset go change it

the asshole living upstairs is like, hammering or pounding on something and my ceiling is shaking and i can't sleep

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU DRILLING AND HAMMERING AT 10 AM IN THE MORNING