I hit a massive bomb to left field in my first AB. I'm sure Brandon Guthrie was excited to help contribute to my legacy. #yankees

I'm sorry, I meant Jeremy Guthrie. It's hard for an elite player such as myself to keep track of all of the pitchers that I take deep.

Don't worry, fans. My excellence will return soon.

Thanks for cheering me, Yankee fans. It definitely helps me through these tough times. I just hope I can help... and also bone Madonna.

My power is there but I'm having a tough time at the plate otherwise. Most of the blame lies with Hideki who has 5 hits since I returned.