World of Statistics the indian tourists that you encounter are the top 3% of india

Who wrote this caption damn 😭

me petting my nuclear bomb

I want you to DuitNow.

Me : Talk shit about the government My new MyKad:

Siempre mostrando lo peor cuando hay invitados. 😸

Mf that's Great Khali😭😭😭

BREAKING: Apple and Intel have reached a preliminary agreement for Intel to manufacture some of the chips that power Apple devices, per WSJ. Intel stock, $INTC, surges another +14% to its highest level on record.

" sorry, can't hangout. i'm broke " Bank balance : $89 Portfolio : $223,000

It was an honor to be shown the awesome @Intel fab in Oregon this week. Looking forward to a great partnership with SpaceX & Tesla!

NEED

If your pillow looks like this, don't worry about hantavirus

Caught my wife doing laundry and stopped her immediately. I said, “Babe, it’s Mother’s Day. You don’t do chores today. Go sit down and relax; these clothes will still be here tomorrow.” I’m such a good husband.

So you are telling me all that push up for environment didn’t work?

Kelantan-Terengganu-Kedah ni patut dah beralih kpd cuti Sabtu-Ahad. Ia satu lagi halangan kpd pelaburan ke negeri2 ini.

Inject me with hantavirus and launch me at Tel Aviv, I'm ready