they deleted my account because i spoke out against mr craig

in other news im 19 today

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this account is so small and intimate i feel like i can talk about the time i harassed my 6th grade teacher on instagram using a fake account

my dad told me my septum distracts from my beauty but all heard was that i’m beautiful

i think justin bieber has been looking really good lately and i don’t want to be silent about it anymore

it seems that one of the balls to my septum went down the shower drain

trump got covid??? purrr

call me the president cuz i’m sick of you bitches 😫

no y’all i got a full moon AND the news of a potential president death on my birthday? look at GOD

damn trump got covid? shoulda got some bitches instead

ok but like what if he doesn’t die? then what?

now the republicans gotta admit this shit is real and i KNOW they’re foaming at the mouth 😭

why did this take me a minute to realize this in fact wasn’t a mask made from human skin.... i need to go to bed

do you guys ever realize that your fathers are real people?

hope was running through the white house like a tomb raider

TW:// blood i went thrifting just now and felt my nose running so i kept wiping it with the inside of my mask ( i know im despicable) and it turns out it was a nose bleed and i was walking around the store for 30 MINUTES LOOKING LIKE THIS 😭😭

he’s not gonna fuck you bro

it’s been real, my old account got reactivated so i’m out this piece