bout to start doing citizens arrests

it is 2024 and i have a fresh out of the box abbey. i’m so happy monster high is re releasing the og dolls

LET ME SPEAK TO THE PEOPLE PICCOLO

i wanted a sandwich so bad for dinner so me and owen went out and i asked them to show me a slice of Turkey before i ordered. the man behind the counter said “it looks like turkey”😔

can’t answer the phone cause i think i understand why Hamilton always felt like he was running out of time

you don’t know the real definition of girl dinner until there’s no bread in the house

live, laugh, fast car by luke combs

IM WORKING LATE CAUSE IM A SINGER

“is everything okay babe you’ve barely talked about Waco today”

i love rain

me being escorted out of buffalo wild wings after two domestic light beers

in the newbury comics, some random guy looking at CD’s “i love bad bitches that’s my fucken problem”

bro i’m trynna ride a fucken tiger

“oh that v-lone shirt goes hard” 5:52pm in the chipotle

finding out that Luke from gilmore girls is also in the Saw franchise 🤭

me if going blankie mode was illegal

chick fil a’s biggest fan 🤩🤩