Hi friends! So my son Timmy downloaded some app called the Red book or something and now he keeps on speaking Chinese or whatever you fancy kids use! I don't know what the sigma is!!!

Hey guys! I needed money to buy some more eggnog and then suddenly some random guy in a suit offered me money to play some neat games! So long story short, I'm here now with all these neat strangers!!! I hope this very innocent game doesn't end in tragedy and that we get along!

Oh no!!! My favorite game is shutting down the same time as click clock!!!

Say... Chester is pretty hip, as the kids say nowadays!

Curse you Dinkleberg!!!

Yummy Kool-aid!

Besides! How else was I supposed to get inside?

Yay! Tommy passed!

I was born 24 years ago!!!

Happy dad day to me! Go dad's!!! (Except Dinkleberg)

I am inevitable!

I don't get it, who is Cosmo and Wanda?

Timmy... You better open this door up right this instant!

I sure love my beautiful wife!

I went Super Sandwich!

I like this guy!

I love my new Iphone!!!

Don't worry guys! I still have plenty of years left in me!

I blame Dinkleberg for this audacity...

I did nothing wrong!