if I could delete one song from the universe it would be “monkeys spinning monkeys”

Silver needa focus more on that line up

I’ve been on the road all day. Why’s everybody screaming?

👏all 👏bubble 👏blowing 👏babies 👏will 👏be 👏beaten 👏senseless 👏by 👏every 👏abled 👏bodied 👏patron 👏in 👏the 👏bar

I miss being a kid today, there’s been so much information I learned within the last month and all I wanna do is info dump about it in the same way my mom used to ask me “What did you learn at school today?”

thinking about the time the Apple Store employee saw my Mac with verbose boot and his smile was just completely wiped away

I know none of us are prepared for the passage of time but folks, we're fast approaching the 10th anniversary of this:

How about as a person in general, you care about your own looks and not that of others. What if I told you people who aren’t conventionally attractive deserve respect and peace and have rights too? What if I told you that y’all need to learn how to mind your own business?

The good news is if you didn’t get this, you’re likely not of value to attackers

The bad news is if you did get this and you don’t know that you’re of value, then you should probably not have your job.