Look how China jokes about the US oil theft: “Your country (Iraq) produces oil, and so does theirs.” "How can their oil compare with ours? Iraq’s oil is thick and syrupy. Their oil is lighter and thinner. Huge difference!" "Yes! Otherwise, the US army wouldn't have come."

The horses should be running with no fans if this is how they behave, right?

Can someone check on the Football on TNT Sports admin! Anymore goals and they might tap out!

GP system is a mess, says Shipman

I want a sheet of ravioli too

fork found in kitchen

Is he insinuating he’s going to kill the Iran squad?

Wonder if Mrs beg is backing Scotch Corner

We’ll never see the full allocation again

Friday the 13th doesn’t seem so ominous anymore now that every day carries a threatening aura.

The twin chimney blowdown at Cockenzie Power Station, Scotland was probably one of the most choreographic implosions

Yang’s birds back in town!

this woman just floated over a puddle and you’re mentioning a man

Auntie Mabel: locks herself in her cupboard while the chip pan goes on fire and nearly burns her house down Auntie Mabel’s reaction:

I have seen this question recently, so let me try to explain. Just for the sake of people who do not know. You can actually drive around Europe by road if you want to. This Real Madrid bus could have set off from Madrid since Sunday possibly, the same bus will pick their

32 and still getting told what to do by my mother when I’m ill