MLA: Are you today’s date? Because you’re 10 October 2019 😍

I salute the US Congress historic vote recognizing the Armenian Genocide. Resolution 296 is a bold step towards serving truth and historical #justice that also offers comfort to millions of descendants of the Armenian Genocide survivors.

happy thanksgiving everyone. this parade has been great. one question, where is the charli d’amelio balloon? did i miss it? or is it coming on later?

Stats that matter: Miracle minute- $2,194 Chuck a puck- $845 Thank you to everyone who came out and supported!

ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE VISTA!! 💚$207,714.18💛 🌟27 WISHES GRANTED🌟 #wishweek2020

i would like to formally announce my endorsement of s h r e k🗿 for the best twitter superlative. his effort and success in this field is unparalleled. it is shrey seth that has my complete and total endorsement.

the end of this year isn’t a final stretch. we are on the long and winding road.

the flag always flies half-mast in simp nation

Barry Kittay has battled COVID-19 and WON! Welcome home Barry. We are so happy for you and your family! You had us all quite worried but we knew you were a fighter. #barrystrong

The Final Yo Mama Joke... is coming.

adobe flash content officially blocked from running on the flash player today. requiem. oh the humanity.

happy birthday to the real one Wikipedia. seriously.

👋👋 Bring them to Colorado! Let’s show the world what it means to keep our promise! RT if you agree.

i prefer my harlem shaken, not stirred.

joshua angrist was just awarded the nobel prize in economic science, so it should be noted that kung fu panda helped illustrate research methods for better theoretical study at the nobel level. the academy found it appropriate to snub the trilogy, the norwegian committee didn’t.

i’m in the 99th percentile for papa’s got a brand new bag sayers.

Ramadan Mubarak, Toontown! Nina Nitelight has taken to the Toontown Blog in search of the crescent Moon, starting off Ramadan. It's a time for giving -- not to mention a time for being with friends and family. Read all about it on the Toontown Blog! toon.town/ramadan

intense last first day #CampusSafetyAndMe NYU Campus Safety

there is a chungus among us