"My sense of that message was either shut up or you don't engage.” The Chief Exec of the Road Haulage Association, @RHARichardB, says Chris Grayling warned him he might not be included in future Brexit meetings after he spoke out about a previous briefing with the Transport Sec.

Everyone in this building is hoping I’m back post 12th Dec! They are all wishing for a Christmas Turkey 🦃

Grayling for Prime Minister. #StartAnArgumentIn4Words

Looking forward to the full Cabinet reshuffle. A new role? Or one from my greatest hits? (Lord Chancellor, Transport) Anyway - ready and eager and surprisingly available

Congratulations you are looking at the new Chair of the Intelligence Select Committee Weds 11th March 2020 at 11am. When Satire finally died.

Chris Grayling's failings: a catalogue of the former minister's errors theguardian.com/politics/2020/…

I am still currently available for hire as a Minister Diary this week clear if needed Could also perform role as an expert negotiator Phone on the hook and ready to receive offers Will go to shops later so ring now or you may be disappointed

I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE ON YOU ALL!

You just wouldn’t risk it, would you ?

Pleased to have a fan!

I hear the education job may be free... I’m clearly the most talented Tory in need of a post!

I refuse to confirm or deny I have dropped my rattle

Och the noooo wahey man did I ever tell ye the Grayling Clan were once from the Highlands (of Surrey)? If anyone needs a new AG for Scotland I’m Oven ready and McAvailable 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

🌳💸💰 Hoorah for the Ministerial Magic Money tree!!! bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politi…

Hedgehogs are doomed then.

Unlucky for Gavin that I decided to have a holiday!

Hancock needs to go What we need is a new Sec of State for Health Ahem... if I was called upon... I would reluctantly accept!

Having now digested the Sue Gray report I am saddened to discover that the Prime Minister falls short of the levels of competence, integrity and wisdom people associate with me But I am prepared to forgive him and fully back him if I can have a Cabinet Post? Pleeease

I’m still here… and I’m ready to serve as your Prime Minister!