Mortal Kombat is just Smash Bros. for Gen Xers

Welp I'm now in that point of my depression spiral where I'm ready to rewatch all of Bojack Horseman

I'm glad Uber eats didn't make me a year in review, because it would go something like "you ordered 130 Mcdoubles in 2020, you lazy piece of shit! At this rate high cholesterol will be more likely to kill you than COVID."

Obsessed with these Trump protestors who broke windows to get into the Capitol Building but then stayed inside the red ropes

Animaniacs is the key to all of this

Hello I am brand new to Twitter, what are you guys up to

The date is January 20th 2021. A defeated Donald J Trump sits alone in the Oval Office. He realizes no Country will harbor him and his days of freedom will soon end. He closes his eyes and slowly speaks, "I wish, I wish, with all my heart, to fly with dragons in a land apart."

Sold my whopping 1 share of $NET today because it was the only way I could proclaim my dissatisfaction with these ghouls

Hearing a whole lot about "high crimes" and "Mr. Meaners", but what about "Mrs. Meaners"?

IT'S BEEN

White libs congratulating each other for ending racism right now and subsequently doing nothing to alter the racist power structure that breeds income inequality once they're in power

$GME rise is largely due to the fact that so many of the people who were on twitch plays pokémon in 2013 now have the disposable income & resources to become market movers

Is Bruce Castor's incoherent rambling just his version of the Chewbacca defense for Trump's impeachment?

5 months later and we are seeing a return to the natural order

*Stimulus check hits* Me:

My fall plans The Delta Variant

The world needs an American English simildub of love island UK

Wordle 204 6/6 I can't wait to forget all about this game in a week and then talk about that time we all played that weird word game in 2022 right before everything reeeeeeally got fucked up ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟩 🟨🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩