> A woman CEO, Maya Milusheva, visited a university. > A feminist girl asked - Why don’t you hire only women? > She replied - I tried hiring women, but - Girls are quite lazy. - They are not good programmers. - Most of them cheat. - They don’t work hard. - Boys work late to fix

dear algorithm, please show this tweet only to people who are going to win by the end of the year no matter what

Resipi ni guna 4 bahan, 3 bahan boleh di beli di kedai tapi ada 1 bahan yang takkan boleh beli walau dengan duit sebanyak mana sekalipun

one day, you'll realize that no one was really watching, and you could have done whatever you wanted. i just hope you don't figure it out too late.

CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG BUT, I turn 38 this year and I have realised , as a man, no one cares about you. Not your wife. Not your family. Not your friends. Not your workmates. Nobody. People act like they care, but deep down, they don't. You are on your own. Always on your own.

two blues pretending not to know each other

The difference is that a fat man knows that he’s fat. When we call our fat male friend names like biggie, opom, they answer, they also joke with it. A fat man will write “young biggie” at the back of his newly purchased jersey. Most fat men know it’s time to hit the gym. Fat

your lack of urgency is constantly destroying your future progress. it’s time to move on my friend. there are bigger plans for you.

Banger year!

“What a boring planet” and yall don’t even appreciate any of the beautiful things we DO have

🚨🇸🇪 OFFICIAL: Sweden qualify for the 2026 World Cup!

Minta release letter dari bank. Bab geran, kalau takda geran dekat tangan, ang p jpj print dekat kiosk.

All set for the early kick-off 👊 Watch Inside Training in full 📺

according to philosophy, the highest form of peace is to have zero desire to be understood, admired, pitied or even known.

Peak adults moments - Leaving 10 mins early from work - A quiet neighbour - Having money left at the end of the month - Peace at home - Drinking coffee without rushing - Laughing with true friends - Have time to travel - Saying no without guilty - Having body that doesn't hurt

15 years latter still best friends

how i imagine my childhood cat is doing in heaven