[Basically the dynamic] Literally any agent : i trusted you Cypher : why? Sova, from the back : told you not to trust his bitchass #incorrectvalorant

Omen smells like Sulphur.

Chamber would not survive a 2013 COD lobby. Yoru thinks he would, but wouldn't. Breach would though.

Breach fucking loves tomato soup. (Inspired by me enjoying my tomato soup)

Astra supports women's rights! Viper supports women's wrongs.

Astra was myspace famous in 2015 but nobody would recognize her old pics due to the emo fringe covering 70% of her face.

Chamber used to run a college improv team.

20 bucks says Riot will make Brim canonically gay and not elaborate any further.

Oh yeah I just remembered that I am totally officially able to declare canon. Ok, all the men in Valorant are gay. (And Breach is my boyfriend.)

Actually, they are all my boyfriends.

What if I did a Valorant shipping bracket tournament to declare the most popular ships?

Yoru starts lgbt discourse online for fun. Happy Pride.

He's not my dad he's my daddy.

Hi

Skye and Brimstone are now selling weeds.

I forgot that this acct has over 2k... Anyways I play Overwatch now sorry. Harbour looks hot tho.