I bought the 5/8 $21 $CPNG calls for $0.88 a piece. Looks like it’s trying to reclaim a 2 year trend line and volume on these calls just passed 16,000!

Only a quarter of the way through this one but great read so far.

Haotong Li went into Amen Corner The Masters and got a 10 on par 5 and dropped so far that he lost $600k in money. Instead of slamming his driver into a cooler or ripping a clubhouse, he laughed at himself and made fun of himself on IG. In a world of Sergio’s and Wyndham Clark’s

I sold all my $RIVN longs today for a 55% gain on average

These are now $1.07 up 20% on the day. Trimming position 25%. A little faster than anticipated as our firm entered these yesterday but I’m not greedy in this market!

BRB doing the same

I wish the Allbirds people luck in their attempt to pivot to GPUs. Maybe they can do it. But i regard this as the first definitive sign that things have gone too far. What a bunch of jokers and mountebanks they are..

I call it: Frymese twins

$AOSL 🔥

Interim short here on $SPX

Starting to feel a little dystopian for big tech employees

By the way these are $38.55 a piece from $3.00 a piece. Nearly 13x

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Snowballs chance in hell Tesla upgrades even half of that number to hardware 4. Not even a tenth

OpenAI recently missed its own targets for new users and revenue OpenAI was reportedly targeting 1 Billion weekly active users by the end of 2025 CFO Sarah Friar reportedly told other company leaders that she is worried the company might not be able to pay for future computing