This is the 3rd assassination if you count the debate.

Taking gifts whilst a public servant of any kind is not allowed and that applies to everyone regardless of political affiliation.

Having read the details of this, it’s a total non-story.

Brokeback Mountain and I won't be taking any questions

Beat matching on vinyl

Dear Friends. A misunderstanding took place. It was quickly resolved. Thanks to all who got concerned. Thanks to Ukrainian diplomats for the efficient support. And respect to Polish Police for conducting their obligations with no regards to height, weight, reach and regalia.

Laser-guided

In fairness, I was just a NYC cop hoping for a quiet life in a nice seaside town when circumstances made me become a shark hunter.

Baby oil makes for terrible lube fyi

New stick lads

The fact we haven’t started building them here first is a national embarrassment. We should be aiming for one in every county by 2040.

WTF

Office day lads

Don't mistake the right-wing press' sudden concerns over Ministerial expenses or salaries as a sudden flush of public interest. They're demonstrating their power to change the debate and weaponise information. They're not holding power to account, but holding it hostage

She is quite, quite mad

Couldn’t tell you

The total of hospitality & gifts *declared* by Keir Starmer since 2019 is £12,500 *less* than Boris Johnson accepted from Lord Brownlow for home decor. He tried to keep this *secret* by claiming he couldn't remember who'd paid & had lost the phone containing all relevant messages

Looking at the audience, I’m starting to think a deeper cut to the winter fuel allowance is in order.

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