lo que se reproduce en mi cabeza cada vez que tengo antojo de algo dulce

te amo super pancho con papitas vos nunca me tratarías mal

The time jump from 2019 to 2025 feels unnatural

Yo en 2018: la unica iglesia que ilumina es la que ardeeee Yo en 2025: HABEMUS PAPAMMMM

HABEMUS PAPAM: LEON XIV

working with a predator vs creating a fun song about loving yourself

JULY 25TH. SIDEQUEST. GIVE ME A BREAK FEATURING WATERPARKS OUT NOW.

Acabo de romper mi televisor, Taylor Swift me avergonzó delante de mi familia. Mis dos hijos y mi esposa están llorando y asustados por mi ira. No puedo soportar esto llamen a la policía porque estoy a punto de cometer una locura #AMAs

WAR IS OVER

FRESH OUT THE SLAMMER, I KNOW WHO MY FIRST CALL WILL BE TO

“i asked chatgpt”, “i asked grok” well i asked harry and he said:

notice how is always a ....? nvm

belly after saying “you and i were nothing” to conrad 10 minutes after she made a wholeass bellyconrad edit in her head

we are so back #thesummeriturnedpretty

YOU LEFT YOUR TYPEWRITER AT MY APARTMENT STRAIGHT FROM THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT

“taylor misunderstood her beautiful song 🥺”

LEMONADE AGUANTA

well someone has to