Bouquet Throwgate receipts: Dec 2023 - Kelly lunges/misses Max's celebration: pure relief Her since-deleted clapback: 'edited clips!' 3 years, 4 titles, 0 rings. 💍 #MaxVerstappen #KellyPiquet

Kelly's milestone marketing: 🏆 2021 Russian GP: Ads DURING podium 🤰 Dec 2024: Pregnancy + Tiffany tag 🚫 2024 US GP: Clarins ad post-race His wins = her cash register. #F1WAG

Kelly Piquet’s “career”: 📧 Formula E social media (1.5 yrs, not 3) 🧘♀️ Health coach – cert expired 2018 💍 Full-time WAG since 2017 But her LinkedIn says “PR professional” 😂 #NepoBaby #KellyPiquet #F1

Kelly once posted her daughter touching a Black woman’s natural hair like it was a petting zoo exhibit. Because nothing says “awareness” like treating people like attractions. #ToneDeaf #KellyPiquet #F1

Kelly Piquet: Flies private Rides yachts Also Kelly: “Black Friday is a symptom of capitalism” 💀 Pick a struggle. #Hypocrite #KellyPiquet #F1

Nov 2024: Max wins race in Qatar 🏆 Photos show him celebrating with mom & sister. Then…Kelly appears, positioning herself next to him despite apparent family tension. Because every victory needs a strategic photobomb. #KellyPiquet #MaxVerstappen #F1 #FamilyDrama

Rumored affair with a married driver? 🤔 Kelly's "burnout" resignation from Formula E in 2016 looks suspiciously like a classic "you can't fire me, I quit" 🚗💨 #F1 #KellyPiquet

Kelly's Integrative Nutrition Health Coach certification: ✔️ July 2018 Kelly's LinkedIn still listing it in 2024: ✔️ The certification expiring July 2018: ❌ Someone's operating on an expired license. #F1 #KellyPiquet

Nelson Piquet Sr. was fined $950k by a Brazilian court for racist & homophobic remarks about Lewis Hamilton. Kelly's response: crickets 🦗 But she'll post 10 stories about a pink latte. Priorities. #F1 #KellyPiquet

Max has a bad race? 🏎️💨 Kelly's Instagram: "End of an era." ☁️ It's not support; it's moody, vague content farming. His losses are her engagement strategy. #F1 #KellyPiquet

August 2024: Kelly posts a video of her young daughter swimming in the ocean while Max walks in. 🌊 Not a single adult is visibly watching the child in the water. But sure, let's talk about "child safety" and branded car seats. #F1 #KellyPiquet

Kelly: My anxious daughter needs me for her first week of school! ✏️ (Sept 9) Also Kelly: Takes daughter to Paris during the second week of school 🗼 (Sept 15) The term "routine" must have a different meaning in Monaco. #MotherOfTheYear #F1 #KellyPiquet

Kelly's fangirl Sara ran the @kellypiquetsource account like a tyrannical regime. 🚨 Exiling critics, demanding loyalty, and even feeding Kelly intel. A 30-something woman getting her gossip from a teenage stan account is peak cringe. #F1 #KellyPiquet

2010: Brazilian magazine Reports Nelson Piquet Sr. & Jr. are under investigation for tax evasion & money laundering. 🚨 But sure, Kelly's the "self-made" one in the family. 🙄 #F1 #KellyPiquet

Before Max, there was Lando Norris. 🎯 In 2016, a 16-year-old Lando was liking posts from 27-year-old Kelly's Instagram. The pattern started early. #F1 #LandoNorris #KellyPiquet

Kelly's "prestigious" KCD Worldwide internship? 👗 Her main duty was listed as "managing office mail and supplies." Nepo babies really do have a different career path. #KellyPiquet #F1 #NepoBaby

Kelly claims she "volunteered at Oxfam International." 🤥 Reality: She worked in the gift shop. 🛍️ Turning a retail job into a humanitarian effort is a special kind of spin. #F1 #KellyPiquet

Before Max, there was Jérôme d'Ambrosio. His then-wife, Natty, allegedly received photos of him & Kelly getting cozy while they were still married. 📸 Classy. #F1 #KellyPiquet