the concept of concept development as a skill

it’s very important to have both a gym crush and a work crush. it’s also important to never do anything about it

honey gives track 12 vibes maybe because it's a sweet nothing and sweet nothings is track 12 on godnights... Who's with me?

he was my best friend... down at the sandlot

sorry for all the awful stuff i said when i was right

You have no idea how much I resent AI for completely ruining a perfectly good sentence structure: "It's not just x – it's y." You cannot write that anymore. Everyone will assume it's AI or get derailed wondering if it's AI. We've been robbed of an entire sentence form.

sometimes the cameo in your dream is soooo niche like who even are you

At university, you realize that: 1. many students are dumb 2. you’re not particularly smart either.

do i really have to jack off all of the trades

for years now ive been itching to use "touche" in a conversation but i am yet to encounter a person who can make a better point than me

never leaving this app LAWRD

"thank you for your kindness" ctfu😭😭😭😭😭

ye project hail mary kab tak submit karna hai?

the follower count. okay.

OHMYGOD

Barcode on the back of the spaghetti packaging.

need a friend who just goes and watches every movie that comes out w me, we discuss it after, bring forth our collective consensus, then no contact till the next movie

always using the same 3 pants with the same 5 shirts at college

Teacher: Ok class today we're not removing any letters from our names