The music got me …. I’m sorry lol

This motherfucker is literally an immigrant

How I text friends: What u rn

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NYC - I love you sometimes

If we aint learned anything else this month. If there’s someone special in your life, tell them you love them, because you never know when the feds are going to indict them and execute a search warrant on their home.

Eric Adams is NYC’s biggest dildo

If Hoda runs for mayor omg

imagine Kurt Cobain and Tony Hawk are both your grandfathers, you’re like the Son Goku of white people

NYC plans on lowering the speed limit to 20mph for vehicles which they should just allow go karts at that point

I can’t believe the Mets win every time I go to a game.

This grimace shit …. lol

I’m at a ska show and everyone is old

I hate how X is all porn but the old guy looks like Ted Dansen

Weird question - gianmarco are you aware of a big cutout of our face that is facing outside the window of a building as you’re coming off the Williamsburg bridge?

Twitter is a real cesspool

Why is everyone a Buffalo Bills fan?

Twitter is just boob city and bot posts

I only have a twitter account for being able to get service support and the terrible amounts of porn. /s