a duo i made up

Truck drivers are overqualified to be F1/Grand Prix drivers tbh

I swear the Pro phones are so heavy 😭 I hope they make a better Air

"¿Y si salimos después del trabajo?" Yo después del trabajo:

Omg si blurryface except he doesn't golf cause he's a bisexual sadbi twink

YOUR SON THE ONE THATS IN LOVE WITH JULE? #euphoria

When the interviewer asks why you want the job:

Nate and Jules hit like crack like you can’t deny the chemistry they have but him going after her while his wedding ring was freshly in his finger is insane

Why do boomers watch with their phones at MAX VOLUME LIKE???? I don’t wanna hear your AI narrated AI generated Facebook reels. I swear iPad kids are reinventions of these boomers.

Wait why does petal kinda giving schinder’s list omg SAT

Your friend has posted in threads.. Me:

So are all lower to middle class filipino people gonna have their electric/utilities bill cut now from the insane inflation? 😭

Let me guess.. it’s valentines day and they’re dateless until they bumped to each other leading the movie to them fucking.

so out of touch.

*sigh*

Taylor Swift THREATENS to release something

To the foreigners who bask in our tropical weather i fucking dare you to go a year without air conditioning and still see if you hate the cold climate you ungrateful insatiable motherfuckers.

Honestly this is just Bezo’s money laundering scheme

Watch this sarah duterte stunt propel her into the undereducated masses’s votes. *sigh* istg the Philippines will be eradicated and erased from the map by 2030.

Hacks Season 5 Episode 4 is better than episode 5.