✦ Proximity ✦

肩アーマーの角度と雑嚢の色を変えたよ

dropped one of my hrt pills on the floor and my cat ate it before I could pick it up and He's been sitting gay ever since

Modern comedy roasts are all terrible and painfully unfunny. Roasts were only good when they were hosted by Dean Martin, everyone was blitzed, and Peter Falk would come out in character as Columbo and roast Sinatra.

姫、体重360gデブではないはずやのになんか……背が低いとかなの……………？

oldhead fetish. you don't see this too often anymore

All advertising should be illegal. Every billboard ripped down.

If anybody wants to kiII me I am sitting on the side of I-5 right now #ComeKiIIMe

guys. please. right in front of my Markiplier?

modern life is awesome because everyone is getting screwed by their employer all the time, nobody has any hope for the future whatsoever, but at least everyone is also incredibly socially alienated and celibacy levels are at an all time high

From what I’ve gathered there is nothing America B loves more than getting rejected from franchises. The last thing they want is their order, what they truly desire is the only form of martyrdom the evangelical mind can comprehend: poor service

#NewSolway firefighter design

it'll never stop being funny how much people who swear to not care about IGN reviews calling them worthless care about IGN reviews

Cat turning off its little POV camera before attacking its owner

Missed opportunity to make one leg Travolta

online has ruined me

“This is so true, I should go outside. No wait-that was an indoor thought. Almost got me.”

just dropped off this guy at UCD for his final (🤞🏼) surgery tomorrow. be good Dweeby!! 🧡