/New Clint. Not new to the char. Experienced and detailed if you are. Canon, AU or otherwise. FC: Bradley Cooper/

"I need another home video."

"I'm starting to think, being married has made you sentimental." x.com/venominmybite/…

/WHAT UP BITCHES. ITS ME!/

/Gotta blow some dust off this account./

/Uuuugh. How much would I be hated if I made a human Rocket?/

/Yo, if there are any actives on the TL, I’m setting up my Rocket Raccoon (Human) account -> ʀᴏᴄᴋᴇᴛ/

ɪ ɢᴜᴇss ɪf ɪ’ᴍ ɢᴜɴɴᴀ ᴅɪᴇ, ɪ’ᴅ ʀᴀᴛʜᴇʀ ᴅɪᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀssʜᴏʟᴇs. ⥁- Descriptive ⥁- Fully versed in MCU ⥁- Currently human ⥁- Friendly scribe Give us a RT, and a ♡ if you’re interested in plotting! Thank you muchly!

HIGH LEVEL SCREECHING

/I N E E D some guardians banterrrrrs.

/Looking for peeps to write with, ❤️ heart this and I’ll be in your DMs like a raccoon in a trash can./

“All I can hear is Drax calling himself a penis... I’m going to go down into the cargo bay...”

/I wanna find some mains for my Rocket~ Anyone interested?/

S Q U A W K I N G.

/I would love to get more sls going here! ♡’ing this gives me permission to invade your DMs./

“CAW CAW!”

Shoots a little toy arrow at ~Natty~.

Squawking sounds.