"𝓘𝓽'𝓼 𝓪 𝓷𝓮𝔀 𝓭𝓪𝔂 𝓸𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓲𝓼𝓵𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓽𝓸𝓭𝓪𝔂, 𝓹𝓵𝓮𝓪𝓼𝓮 𝓽𝓻𝔂 𝓽𝓸 𝓮𝓷𝓳𝓸𝔂 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓭𝓪𝔂!" 𝓝𝓢𝓕𝓦/𝓢𝓕𝓦 𝓜𝓾𝓵𝓽𝓲𝓼𝓱𝓲𝓹, 𝓼𝓱𝓲𝓹𝓼 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝓬𝓱𝓮𝓶 𝓑𝓲𝓼𝓮𝔁𝓾𝓪𝓵 𝓢𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓬𝓽𝓲𝓿𝓮 𝓜𝓸𝓻𝓮 𝓲𝓷𝓯𝓸 𝓫𝓮𝓵𝓸𝔀 💚 & 🔁

She’s totally not flustered right now as she just smothers that inkling idol. “…YO PEARLIE YOU OKAY UNDER THERE?”

Not sure how she’d eat her out, considering her pants are still on.

…Oh. Well damn. SHE BETTER NOT COMMENT ON THE PANTIES!

No… They’re Judd print.

Very well. Murder it is.

“…I JUST WANT PEARL & MARINA TO JUST… Kick down my door and… MmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!”

//WAIT, 4 & 8 ARE CANONICALLY ROOMMATES POST-OCTO EXPANSION?! …This just opened a whole new realm of possibilities.

//Oh hey I finally remembered the password to this account. WOOT WOOT. N O W B R I N G M E D E E P C U T A C O U N T S

“HELLOOOOOOO~! Your goddess has returned. NOW BRING ME MORE SWEETS AND PRAISE ME!” #720, The Mischief Pokémon & Goddess of Portals ⚠️NSFW IS EXTREMELY PRESENT, THIS IS YOUR WARNING⚠️ Also don’t forget to <3 & RT m’kay great love ya~!

I BRING HOOPA BACK. GOOD DAY, SIRE.

Note to self, be on here more today…

“…E-Eh..? H-Heeeeeeey! C-Can anyone give me a hand? Y-YA KNOW, BEFORE THEY SIT ON MY FACE AND LAP AND SCISSOR ME!”

Why isn’t Agent 4 in the Splatlands? EEH, SHE’S PREOCCUPIED.

“P E A R L G E T T H E S L O S H E R -”

“AGENT FOURY PRESENT AND HERE TO… Woomy. …thatsoundedcoolerinmyhead…”

Did I take off of work for the entire weekend just to play Splatoon 3? YES. YES I DID.

… … … “bweh.”