By Nicola Heindl

kim kardashian gonna turn up to the Met Gala wearing them

they say candles are the worst thing you can add to your home when it comes to lung health but it doesn’t affect me because i’m venusian and beautiful and pure of heart

If your favourite show is made by Apple, you never have to be worried about it getting cancelled. There could be three people watching and they’d still finish off the story

This is Janet Jackson singing about online dating, virtual intimacy, and the empty feeling of digital disconnection in 1997. So ahead of its time.

Have you considered that they might actually need the FMLA to maintain their mental health so that they can get their affairs in order and transition without falling through the cracks?

Mentally checked TF OUT today.

Tuesday, April 21, 2026 Blind Item #10 The fruit company is going to buy a satellite company. It wouldn't have been allowed by the government before but they gave the government a secret key into their phones which they had never previously allowed. It is why the head of the

I'd never want them to think they pay me too much.

they're gonna throw a bag over their heads and take them straight to the ship.

Going to Blick this weekend to see if I can get inspired.

wow, what?

The most famous musician ever. No fucking shit

A true recession indicator is the increased amount of class-action ads and content I've been seeing lately. Literally anybody can get it 😄

A WORKING man.

New Jersey is a portal for lost packages.