3 step ladder 🪜 but 12 ft tall

No

Outrageously expensive things for no reason: outdoor cushions

Taxation is theft (Only in reference to paying PST on things that someone paid PST on previously)

Wait, what if it was like …. “Tell me all your thoughts… on God”

There’s desserts in the fridge that are worth shitting your brains out for jayla

Things I practice privately: starting my second beer

Connie, short for Condensed Milk

7 years ago today I swallowed my last piece of gum. I am glad I am done with that now.

RIP Brat Summer imgflip.com/i/92wv8i

H I double hockey sticks B I double hockey sticks I E S

The Name Game but with Jersey Shore’s Situation… here we go Situation! Situation, Situation Bo-tua-tion Bo-na-na fanna Fo-tua-tion Fee-fi-mo-tua-tion Situation!

Micropotamia was too small, and Macropotamia was too large, but Mesopotamia was just right.

What kind of snack cures a man-cold?

We must expand the courts.

I do not see height. You guys are all the same height to me.

First flight since January 20th - I will be reviewing all safety materials thoroughly.

Maybe this is one of those flights where I get $30,000 at the end.