I know a guy tryna save his marriage when I see one 😭😭

This is why I love dating. You can’t forget my birthday twice in a row and expect me to marry you.

The lion does not concern himself with toe suckers

These people are so desperate to be artists, when they lack the talent or will to actually become one, its really sad. AI isn't the cool kid thing. You're the rich kid buying your way through school. You're the bully stealing another kids homework. In short, you're a loser.

Propaganda I’m not falling for

The fact that a biopic is being discussed while Luigi Mangione is facing the death penalty shows how his right to a fair trial keeps being compromised.

At every point, Secretary Kennedy has made disastrous and destructive personal health choices. He was a drug dealer in college. He spent a large portion of his adult life shooting heroin. He’s shot so much steroids into his body, his voice is destroyed. His drug use has helped

my new obsession: gumbo pot pie 👩🏽‍🍳

Donald Trump f*cked kids. That should be what people post about nonstop until hell freezes over.

If you don’t put your shopping carts back where they belong you’re a terrible person and I hate you

So.... I’m a software engineer. I write code all day, and get paid to do it. This (below) is not how “coding errors” work. Like, at all. It’s like saying my car won’t start because it’s out of washer fluid. Gibberish. They are lying to you.

Y’all don’t feel like losers doing shit like this?

I just think it’s funny how if Kamala Harris would have did this, the level of criticism, derision, and scorn, would have been damn near apocalyptic. I also think it’s funny how all those people who were so obsessed with Kamala Harris’ role as VP suddenly have nothing to say.

If Ghislaine Maxwell says Trump is innocent, she's lying.

🚨 So let me get this straight: One of the richest CEOs on Earth walks into the White House, on live TV, hands the President a literal bar of gold like it’s some Renaissance bribe, and walks out with a tariff exemption worth billions.

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🚨 BREAKING: MSNBC confirms that a closed-door meeting took place last night at the White House and yes, it involved Jeffrey Epstein. Attending? Attorney General Pam Bondi and FBI Director Kash Patel. And that’s not all, sources say they also discussed two FBI agents who were