"Well, ain't it been a while since I've been back in these parts? It's so quiet nowadays."

Hey, wat's up everyone. Junk rat is back 'n ready ta blow ya sky high!!"

//Is it just me, or has this verse died? Like this place used to be POPPIN awhile ago, not it just seems like its barely holding onto life.

"Oi, well ain't this place more active than a Brumbie with a toothache! " Jamison Fawkes has re-entered the verse.

Jamison paused for a long while as she spoke, his deep amber eyes narrowing as he got real close to her. "I thought we agreed that you~ x.com/scrapheapqueen…

~dont ask what my treasure was, and I give you half of my cuts."

//I know what I belive inside! I'm awake and I'm alive!! Waking up waking up! x.com/Witch_Mercy/st…

Guys it’s out last chance to save #NetNeutrality retweet to save it!

//Hey, guys! It's been a long ass time since I've been on here, what the hell have I missed?

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"Did somebody say blast?!?" Cue random entrance from the famous Junker. x.com/cantcatchmecop…

"Guess who's back with a bang?!?" Oh lord, Jamison is back and ready to show the world how bangin the Junker can be.

Looks in both directions... Safety first n all that. Walks up, touches the butt. x.com/LittleThiccSuk…

"Oi @KampfarztAngela, I know ya just took a peek at me arm last week, but it uh... seems to be on the Fritz again... Yeah, lets go with that! Anyways... Would ya take a look at it?" Jamison said from behind the door of her office, his voice wavering ever so slightly.

"Oi! If hog's doin it! Maybe I should bang @DewAndDicks too!" Cue a manic giggle.

"Kyhehehehe... Guess who is coming back with a bang?!?!" Cue the push of a glowing red button on a small detonator made out a toy lightsaber. And a loud explosion going off in the background. Looks like Overwatch needs a training facility... again.

Jamison has a nickname for her that he somehow managed to save on the blast-resistant phone. [Bombshell!] x.com/MamaSuccubus/s…

"Oi Roadie?? Do ya see that metal brained bastard over there??" Points very obviously at @OmnicFromNepal Is talking to himself as well, Roadhog nowhere in sight. "Welp looks loike it's time to take mattas into mah own hands."