how long is it though

you guys suck for making bob odenkirk unfollow the foot fetish account. feet guys don’t bother anyone. he was within his rights

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Thinking of a cyberpunk thing where you download skills like Neo learning kung fu, but the tech can't actually separate out just that information, so you're really just patching in chunks of another person's brainscan and using those skills causes their personality to affect you.

i need a grippy socks bitch to sabotage my small business

japan’s greatest tragedy is having the world’s best toilets and no mexican food what’s the point of owning a ferrari if you never take it to the track

Anime gaming Pokemon

Perfect tweet designed cautiously around the current mood

You ever get so lonely you call your dad? Lmao jk Unless...

Bbq corn best corn

Drunk enough to kill God

A spectre is haunting Europe — the spectre of communism.

(guy listening to Death Grips for the first time) "Wow this shit goes hard, I bet their fans throw total ragers. There's no way they're all weird shut-in turbonerds!"

Shitting in the Mexican restaurant before ordering to assert dominance