my hot take is that everyone needs to be friends with people significantly younger and significantly older than themselves. you miss out on a lot of the richness of rewarding human connection by only socialising with people who are approximately the same age as you

A few things to keep in mind during Met Gala discourse: — The Met Gala is a fundraising event that supports the Metropolitan Museum’s Costume Institute. — The Costume Institute preserves historical garments, curates public exhibitions, and educates people on how clothing

Sorry boss, I can't do any work today, I'm looking at the Chicago Pope memes

I’ve recently turned Charlotte Lucas into a verb. “Did you see her new boyfriend?? Girl is Charlotte Lucas-ing hardddd with that one.”

This Pizza Hut and DoorDash integration is the worst. When something goes wrong with your order it’s just apparently no one’s fault.

Trump/Musk breaking up the day that Sabrina Carpenter drops a single called Manchild could not be more on the nose.

Fuck around is over. Find out is about to begin.

taylor swift showing up to sports games and ruining the fragile male ecosystem one arena at a time is my favorite movie. i love it here

how it feels knowing some dudes night is about to be ruined by 5 seconds of Taylor Swift at a hockey game

Sports bros mad in the comments. I hope Taylor comes to every Chiefs game next season. Yall didn’t care when it was Timotheè Chalomet.

The Panthers are showing up and showing out for Taylor!!

For my book I’m looking to interview people who have an experience of “the danger of a single story.” Have you had an experience where you felt reduced to one storyline, maybe some category (race, gender, sexuality, etc.), or some other thing that seemed to trump everything else?

It’s giving my girlfriend who lives in Canada

Taylor Swift *is* the music industry.

Taylor insisting Travis isn’t dumb 🤝 Travis insisting Taylor is an athlete

The only thing I have to add to the NFL male cheerleader discourse is it’s wild how many men clearly don’t enjoy football enough on its own so they require dancers they find sexually attractive to keep their interest. Like do y’all even like ball?

When my time to draft came around and CMC was the top available player, I stared at the screen debating between him and the next highest WR. I left CMC on the board and I'm feeling good about that, at least for today!

THIS IS LITERALLY REPUTATION IF IT WAS COVERED IN SPARKLES #TSTheLifeOfAShowgirl

this empire belongs to me

The hardest part of corporate life is pretending to care about things that don’t matter.