When you’re so scared of looking gay eating a banana you make it 100x worse

Wait so mask bans are unconstitutional now?

What the fuck is this show

We’re fucking cooked

My uber driver right now is doing 80 watching birds game film and dissecting it, I know I should report him but dude knows ball. While I was typing that he also (wildly unprompted) asked “does pepto bismol help your stomach?”

He’s at a food truck after midnight, let the man vibe a lil

Both Heat and Casino were in the last 30 years lmao

Why do I think this whole thing started cause Kash missed 1 leg on a parlay and got lucky enough to find a real crime.

Your rich friends are stealing all of our labor value. Hope this helps!

The Wallace Shawn disrespect is crazy

Tim Robinson is definitely a Lars Von Trier fan. #TheChairCompany

Say what you will about Matt Gaetz , but hes the only republican I see funding young woman’s healthcare

Homie really said “that’s not a war crime, I used to do it all the time during the war crime Olympics”

Shaduer playing so good the browns are forcing the rapist back to practice so they can restore a sense of brownsness

The word claim in this tweet is filled with venom and I fuck with it

Show me on the doll where the grand jury hurt you

1. Definition of collusion 2. I would’ve allowed it for the lulz

Does Gopuff know we can compare prices for things on the internet? No markups is an egregious lie. And it’s unnecessary. We all know we’re paying for the convenience

Anyone who says this clearly just did whatever daddy house asked them to in NV lol Otherwise you’d be very familiar with the personality shift when people don’t do what he says

Homie said what prompt can I come up with to make sure I prove the opposite of my point.