{Mumzy? Who is this "Mumzy". What a silly child. How could she mistaken him for someone with such a.. peculiar name. }

[ I'm kidding hello dear friend !! ]

[ this account isn't dead I swear ]

{Today is riley 🍎's birthday. And what kind of friend would the vagabond be without wishing his friend a good one? So, with the -

-gift stashed in a cardboard box (with multi colored polka dots drawn all around) tucked under his arms, he rushes to meet riley 🍎-

- (Let's just say he found him ok yay) So after running into him, he happily presented the box to riley 🍎. Open it, friend.}

{Tosses a paper plane at @xPeregrineM with a note reading: > Dear PM, > Smile ! }

{T'was the night before Christmas. And throughout the base Not a single soul stirred There were only two there, in any case.}

{The cans were stacked Atop one another with great care. And the proud light of CanTown Illuminated the lair.}

{The tiny exile laid fast asleep Curled up against a wall As he dreamt of a giant parade following after, a grand ball.}

[ ok no this is hard I end here]

{Holds up a lovely masterpiece of himself and John Egbert both wearing tiny party hats On the bottom it reads "> HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BOY."}

[ it's all he can offer for now I am sorry John Egbert ]