Valentine’s Day! I’m happy to share that I’m selling love potions! Guaranteed to work, I squeezed all the love out of my heart into each bottle!

“It is, now explain yourself immediately or I will not hesitate to electrocute you!” Warming up a hand with blue-hot electricity. “How in all nine hells did you find me?!”

Eye roll.

sunbathing <3

“Agh- you dirty- ughh!” Waving away the spell, wiping off whatever water we could. “You can’t find an owlbear cave or something to go die in?! Gods, you’re a pesky stalker!”

“Uh, yeah because they were attempting to turn you into a mediocre meal.” Snarling as his patience wanes. “Can you piss off? Or are you allergic to leaving people alone?”

Closing the door in their face and audibly stalking deeper into the box of solitude.

Throwing the door open again after a few moments. “Get the hells inside. Now, before I change my mind.”

she STILL broke??

“Enough of that. Keep your mouth shut, your hands to yourself, and stay right where you’re sitting! I will know if you touch anything!” Sharp glare, shutting and locking the door again with a muttered spell.

I thought goblins always had a huge store of riches ?

⁶⁶⁶ hdes.ᅠ.⛧ Trying to get back active here despite the racism in bg3twt

Pointing to a wooden chair in the kitchen with a glare. “Sit.”

So then you are not broke and do not need more gold!!

I….do not want to look in your pockets lest you blind me with dirt.

Right…right.

Absolutely not.

I would love to see an attempt from you, goblin.