I’m running out at the beginning, brother.

Fede Valverde when his wife sneezes and he hears “ eh tchou 🤧”

Yurt dışından Türkiye’ye saç ekimi için gelen bir vatandaşın ekim sonrası yaşadığı problem:

Somehow ended up at a Cathedral at night. There's something about sitting in there with the organ music, the lights, the 'silence' and all. I get it.

Moi Kisii primary school children protesting theft of funds by their headteacher. This is where we are at, 5 year olds marching on a farm passing for a road bc some corrupt people in the school's administration stole money meant for stationery & fixing decrepit infrastructure.

Yamune boys walisema naota ndoto ya mchana that time I said hii michezo yetu itatuumiza . . . Haya, nayo nayo.

Karen Nyamu MUST step down or be removed from the Senate!! What happened to that student in Senate was deeply inappropriate and honestly very uncomfortable to watch. A child walked into a national institution under a school program and somehow ended up being spoken about in a

Ministry ya sports hawajui hata kulikuwa na swimming competition...

on pensait être les plus drôle en terme d’humour en france mais je crois bien que la traduction auto de twitter nous a remi un peu les pied sur terre

Sold Palmer for Doku. Hopefully this Palmer's goal stands either way

Someone scold Palmer for me. There's no way you're giving the ball away that easily, twice!!

Mtu aniambie kwanini tunauziwa grill ya Harrier 90000 kenyatta shillings. Tumechoka kuzurura na mtoto wetu na ile cheap tunapata ni 80 saosand. Who knows a person who knows a person or a place we can find it at a better price.

That girl’s parents need a good lawyer to sue Karen Nyamu hard and fast. Because this regime will not push for accountability- they each have terrible flaws so are wary of pointing fingers and that’s what Karen rides on. She’s rogue amongst loutish peers. What a degenerate!

FT: Liverpool 1-1 Chelsea. Chelsea break their six-game losing streak in the league, as Liverpool fail to win for the 19th time this season in the Premier League 🙃

This morning we went fishing from the same pond we fished early April. Biggest catch was slightly over ½kg. Fished abt 9kgs. Enough to take us up to end June 2026. *not for sale😓 If you have time and space, try aquaculture. x.com/i/status/20397…

The glass he stole😌.

Masinde Muliro Stadium was renovated at a cost of Ksh 790 million in 2024. Today, the facility lies abandoned, with the playing surface so overgrown that the grass could easily conceal an anaconda.

This final year MSc Structural engineering student at UON - Brian Kambona succumbed to injuries after an attack by thugs on his way from work. Never show thugs any Mercy.

This is what will happen to all those silly stadia Ruto is spending 900m on all over

Besides that Arsenal game, Cherki has been massively underwhelming