Every time i go through my twitter folder and see this i laugh uncontrollably

that establishment would know me on a first name basis

Top 5 female experiences - realizing ur kinda chopped - getting called fat for the first time - realizing it was SA - developing an Ed - crashing out over a guy you never dated

Hide this from, you know who.

My favorite moments were when my feed was filled with stuff I chose to see, and not Conservative slop💕

Locked in. Changing my life. Optimizing for peak efficiency

"needs to be studied" PICK UP A BOOK

They said it's for 6 months and above. Aren't we all 6 months and above?

I could fall in love in a phone conversation. Y’all ain’t built like me

thanks

Grief is so sneaky..One song. One scent. One picture will make you breakdown.

“I remember you said you liked ..... so i got you some”

MFE-BACARDI OUT SOON (prod.ilyflipz)

Me realizing some kid is probably using my birth year to lie about their age

Cambridge MEng and BA, uno I had to double it!