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i'd be absolutely amazed if you didn't. whenever i slept on the floor of my gramp's house, i woke up with an AWFUL pain in my neck.

(💧). . . which is why y'shouldn't follow in my footsteps and push your luck, huh? come on, bud. ill even be nice and grab ya a couple of pillows and blankets. you're welcome. 😌

[. . .totally not snorting in the background. of course not.]

[offering it an innocent smile.] so. are you going to admit that i know what i'm talking about? go ahead, im listening.

y'all out there getting indigestion and diseases? not me though. stay safe.

[oh, and that prompts a more genuine laugh to escape him, shaking his head.] please, I heard that crack a mile away! im usually right 98% of the time. you don't have to feel bad about it.

you also eat everything and anything that moves. don't talk.

preeetttyyy sure it's the other way around, red. the less picky you are, the more at risk you'll eat something poisoned. like the dumbass you are. 😌