wtf is going on in the sea ?? fundamentally unserious place

I don't like the way that babies wiggle around. Do they think that they are worms or something

Thinking about this again

Apalling information

All I do is win

I do get the sense that the youth are forgetting the Alamo

ALL I DO IS WIN

brooklyn is the greatest country on earth

ava said “i’ve got the perfect thing for this” and then put on a song by DRAKE

kinda just had the perfect day with my roommates seeing waxahatchee

I COULD look up how waffle fries are made. But it's much more magical to believe that they are structural miracles

Today my coworker introduced me to his friend and said "She's the chiller I was telling you about." And come to think of it that's how I want to be introduced to everyone

My worst habit is putting all batteries, used and new, into the same bag. It's because I'm too scared to put batteries in the trash and too lazy to dispose of them properly. I pretend I'll remember which ones have juice. I never do

💙

There's a guy in a Chipotle employee shirt reading the J Dilla biography on the stairmaster. I'm thinking about starting a blog that covers the kinds of people you see at a gym in Bushwick

He should have a baddie on his arm 😞

Conclave

Time to make banana bread!