RIP Social Distancing. This message brought to you by the 14 people climbing over each other, vying for boxes of Valley strawberries. Fools. I bought the last whipped cream.

Strawberry Shortcake doesn't like talking about her backwoods Nova Scotian cousin, Blueberry Grunt.

Every great road trip revolves around cheese.

Remember, whenever you hear a squirrel loudly chittering in the woods it’s because it just discovered their double double is a tea.

This is the Petro Canada near Hubbards. It’s the only slush machine I’ve encountered that produces 7-eleven Slurpee level ice. The fact Lime Crush is on tap makes it worth the trip.

What if we kissed next to the pie table

Dream Airbnb

4 years, already? Miss you buoy.

Cruise ships make me miss Theodore and feel sorry for him because you know he’s not getting that type of action in Ontario.