Top Choice Stud. 🤫

Wow. You’re all way younger than I thought.

DR L337 IS GETTING LAID!!

Yesterday was the 30th anniversary of my Bar Mitzvah and I’m both embarrassed and not embarrassed at all about any of it. Here’s a photo that was used for the big collage everyone signed at the party. 🤓🎷

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TFW you see quail outside 🖤🍔🪶

He’s asleep and clutching his fries 🥺🥺🥺
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You got a fast car
Is it fast enough so you can fly away?
You gotta make a decision
Leave tonight or live and die this way

Oh come on.

I’m speechless.

That’s a lot of hair! 🖤🍔🎀

A big FUCK YOU to ETHDenver 🏔🦬🦄 for selling my contact information to the Kennedy campaign. Disgusting.

It’s over. 🫡

Just watchin’ the birds from bed
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IDKFA

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Watching the eclipse

Two things I discovered today:
• B-52's Strobe Light
• If you use a FQDN in a Certificate Authority Common Name it will fuck you up

Tag yourself.