// EW I HAVE A SHOW IN LIKE A WEEK AND I DONT GET TO GET DRUNK SOMEONE HELP

// NAH THESE BITCHES CHANGED OUR REHEARSAL HOURS FROM 4:35-6 TO 9-6 FOR FRIDAY AND SATURDAY I BETTER BE GETTING PAID THIS FUCKING SHOW ISTG

I just saw the first son post something that I'm scared of. Would I pay to watch it? Absolutely.

// I'm getting nostalgic

Guys it's almost me and Eli's 1 year I didn't get him anything I'm panicking

I have awoken from my slumber

// you guys will never guess who was in a musical...

MY BABY IS BACK BITCHES

ELI BROUGHT ME SOUP

Where is Alex I need to tell him something crazy that happened

You gays will never guess where I was

SPRING BREAK TIME TO GET DRUNK

I keep on forgetting about my Twitter sos

TGERES A GAY MAN IN MY HPUSE

i am alive