@evildanevil
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calendar_today31-07-2012 02:23:09
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1 day ago
Dam who crawled up your board shorts from the Gapβ’
2 days ago
And they say americans dont have culture
He stole her babey
In seattle. drinking coffy made by a robot
1 year ago
(back and ass fully fused to my computer chair, legs atrophied and dangling) laughable country america. unwalkable stroads everywhere....
3 days ago
Im in montana
4 days ago
Welcome to Welcome
Got fired from my new traffic stripes job after one day
5 days ago
Going wherever my Heart takes me
Im too short to ever be meaningful
6 days ago
Weed makes me afraid
How are we celebrating cinco de threeyo (my birth day)
U just need 1 friend to text ur entire stream of consciousness to
One day i will be 5 foot 7 inches
1 week ago
Being a hypochondriac is exhausting like i cant even enjoy my day cause i have a ruptured spleen and type 2 diabetes
i think Swifties would really appreciate the depth and complexity of one of these