Me: To me, goo is strange. It is an unusual substance. Alien: To me, goo is quite normal. I use goo in every day life.

i am a victim of the neon genesis evangelion to panchiko pipline

purposely messing up the im not a robot tests because a real robot would never make a mistake

need more cool stickers

trying to learn euchre id rather be shot in the head

girl that pussy is so f-stop 22

going on a tik tok live to "debate" is the most brain dead insufferable thing you could ever do

if you lunge your car before its your turn at a 4 way stop you should get skipped

dad just did an irish jig and his gun fell out

been really into orange juice lately

what if i hit you over the head with a hammer? then what?

streaming service names be like: teebo toobo toovoo veebo voovee

it should be more socially acceptable to gallop in public

id watch sports if the players were also allowed to have guns

i absolutely hate when songs break the fourth wall...why are you singing about the song???

chef boyardee is like wet cat food for people

the difference between 3 am and 4 am is something sinister

me: i'm gay the two headed calf: omg you two should date!

had that dream again where im trapped inside a giant soccer ball

put cheese stuffed olives in my backpack for snack and container leaked all over my bag now all my belongings smell like olive juices