You'll never find me sidekicks. But I've got a great story about "the scorpion and the frog".

My evil plan will work.

First the city, then the state, then the country... wait... I'm giving away too much right now. Dis-regard this...

My henchman wants more henchman... I can't hire anymore. #OnABudget

Darn. Sidekicks are catching on. I will not lose. x.com/WGfistsoffury/…

Today's the day... time to sit back and watch my evil plan take over the world... I can't wait. It will defeat the sidekicks once and for all!! #Evil

I hope my pal the gunslinger showed them sidekicks whose boss.

I haven't thrown an adolescent fit in a while...my evil plan must be going well right now. #SpreadLove

Time to write some bad reviews on the Sidekicks movie. Stay tuned for some great tweeted reviews.

In wise word from Shakespeare's Julius Caesar. "Beware the ides of March" .

Come watch me take over the world and beat the sidekicks. This Friday and Saturday at 7:30.